"Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following? Good. Over here, we have a 4*, NFL bound, rule-following Duron Carter. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The rule-following Duron Carter, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny? The man-hating dyke. Why? Because the other three are FIGMENTS of your FUCKING IMAGINATION! "
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